All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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