hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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