Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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