i don't like sucking hair
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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