No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
