She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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