u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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