Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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