I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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