Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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