New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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