You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I have aggressive nipples.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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