we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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I have feelings that need drinking.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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