HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Randomize
