the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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