You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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