she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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