Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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