I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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