we have officially lost it.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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