WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
