I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
that is very illegal...i love you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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