Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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