It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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