you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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