So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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