listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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