Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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