? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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