You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
honey bunches of taint.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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