Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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