He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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