I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
