I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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