i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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