Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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