I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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