me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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