is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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