I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week