The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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