I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?