Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.