is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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