Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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