they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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