Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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