I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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