It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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