It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Dear god my vagina.
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