i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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