what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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