is your mom at the bar?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You took a bar mat shot.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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