Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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