His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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