alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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