Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The struggles of a small town man whore
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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