Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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