He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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