i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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